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Keyword Analysis #8

July 30, 2013

It’s that time again! I know it’s been a while, but I’ve been saving up some great keyword searches for you, even while my blogging has been sporadic these past few months. These are the terms people typed into a search engine that led them to my blog. The moral of the story is… people on the Internet are CRAZY. Read past Keyword Analysis posts HERE.

Asthma sexy…
There is nothing sexier than shortness of breath and taking big ol’ puffs off an inhaler. Let me tell ya. I don’t have asthma but during my first year of grad school I got tested for it… I’ve really never felt more attractive.


Life’s hard and suffering…

Yep.
Tom’s on wide feet…
Story of my life. Not cute. Tom’s had a warehouse sale in Tempe, AZ last week. It was the talk of the town and only a few minutes from my house. Did I attend? Nope. Tom’s do not look good on me.
How to dress frumpy…
I sincerely hope this person did NOT find the answer to this question on my blog.
Semi mushroom haircut…
Really? You want this hairstyle? I would recommend you talk to my best friend who had a locks-of-love-donation-turned-mushroom haircut in college. I think she would steer you in a new direction.
My ears pierced…
Hmm… you probably shouldn’t come to me for advice on this subject, since I don’t have pierced ears. I used to, but after an incident playing basketball at recess in 5th grade caused one of my holes to tear, I haven’t worn earrings since. I think I could actually still push a ring through both ears, but I don’t, because they would hang unevenly due to my recess injury. But if anyone has advice on where to find clip-ons that don’t hurt one’s earlobes, I’m interested in what you have to say.

Wedding day clip-ons

Bad graduate student writing…
Again… I really hope you didn’t find what you were looking for on my blog. However, I confess that I have probably produced a fair amount of bad writing in my three years of grad school thus far. That’s part of the process, right?
How to look like DJ Tanner… 
This is a question I’ve been trying to find the answer to basically my whole life.

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  1. Lissa @ Pass Go and Be Below

    July 30, 2013 at 11:17 AM

    Jenn,

    I love how bloggers do these analysis, but don't know how to do them. Can you teach me?

  2. Amy

    July 30, 2013 at 12:17 PM

    Etsy has great clip earrings. Most shops can make any of their pierced options clip as well – lots of variety. I just got my ears pierced in February, but used Etsy for a few years when I needed a clip on earring fix :).

  3. Bek

    July 30, 2013 at 3:03 PM

    I appreciate that someone used the word "frumpy" even though that does not describe you AT ALL!

    Also, I second Lissa. How do you do the keyword analysis?

  4. Heather

    July 30, 2013 at 10:22 PM

    HAHAH! I am still LOLing over the 'how to dress frumpy!'… and yes, Asthma is NOT sexy. its no fun at ALL.

    Glad to be back to blogging cant wait to catch up a bit on your blog 🙂 It's been way too long.

Hi. I’m Jen Russum and this blog is where I’ve been sharing narratives of God’s grace for more than a decade now. Some might say “blogs are dead” but I’m waiting for them to come back around like mom jeans and 90s flannel. I enjoy my coffee iced, my summers hot, and my dinner parties long with lots of laughter. I process all of life’s deepest, darkest, and happiest moments by writing essays in my head. When I have the time, some of these essays get typed up and shared here. I’ve always loved to write, and I hope my words bring you joy and encouragement.

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