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Keyword Analysis #7

December 4, 2012

It’s that time you’ve all been waiting for… another edition of “Keyword Analysis.” These are the terms that people typed into a search engine that led them to my blog. The moral of the story is… people on the Internet are CRAZY. Read past Keyword Analysis posts HERE.

Khaki pants closet… 
Yes, please come over and I will show you my entire closet filled with khaki pants. You haven’t heard of a khaki pants collection before??? But, they are so common… and what is more attractive than khaki?

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Biblical back splash for kitchen…
Oh my! The opportunities are endless!!! I am picturing Abraham, Noah, and Moses staring at me while I cook. I hope Old Testament animal sacrifices aren’t included in this mosaic, although they might be most appropriate for the kitchen.

{via}

Granny in bikini…
Come back in about thirty years, and I’ll see what I can do…
Elephant face bodysuit…
For baby or for me?
{via}
Nascar t-shirt with water bubbles…
What does this even mean? And how has it led MORE than one person to my blog???
My sexy grandma
Who types this stuff? Although, my sweet little grandma is pretty cute. More classy than sexy, though, I’d say…
XOXO!

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  1. Beth @ dot...in the city

    December 4, 2012 at 1:28 PM

    Wow, talk about a hilarious bunch of key words! I think Granny in a bikini is my favorite 🙂

  2. Alix

    December 4, 2012 at 3:38 PM

    This is hilarious! Thank you for making me laugh today!

  3. Brooke Houston

    December 4, 2012 at 3:53 PM

    wow, yours are awesome. Where do people come up with this stuff!?!

  4. Michelle

    December 4, 2012 at 5:29 PM

    Yours are the best. Hands down. Every single time!

  5. Stacey

    December 4, 2012 at 7:18 PM

    These are so funny! While I am a relatively new follower of your blog, I did not type in any of these crazy things into Google! I'm happy to say that I found your blog through Heather's "Finding Beauty in the Ordinary" 🙂

  6. Ashley C.

    December 4, 2012 at 10:52 PM

    What a joke! I can't believe the randomness that leads people to the Arizona Russums!

  7. Cassidy Robinson

    December 5, 2012 at 2:14 AM

    Haha! This is funny!! Your grandma is cute! 🙂

  8. Lourdes Echagarruga

    December 5, 2012 at 2:56 AM

    WOW… just wow. This makes me want to check out my keywords!

    Xo Lourdes

  9. Sarah

    December 5, 2012 at 5:55 PM

    hahahaha!! WHAT?

  10. Chelsea

    December 6, 2012 at 5:37 AM

    these are always so funny! hahaha

Hi. I’m Jen Russum and this blog is where I’ve been sharing narratives of God’s grace for more than a decade now. Some might say “blogs are dead” but I’m waiting for them to come back around like mom jeans and 90s flannel. I enjoy my coffee iced, my summers hot, and my dinner parties long with lots of laughter. I process all of life’s deepest, darkest, and happiest moments by writing essays in my head. When I have the time, some of these essays get typed up and shared here. I’ve always loved to write, and I hope my words bring you joy and encouragement.

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