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    All the Labor Day clothing deals…

    Lately, when I look in my closet, I realize I’ve been pregnant and/or nursing for nearly five years, and it’s starting to show in my apparel. I don’t have the energy to keep up with the latest trends, and I don’t have the time or strength to go shopping. So over the holiday weekend, I spent way too much time scouring Labor Day sales online, and I bought way too many clothes (many of which I’ll return after I try them on my postpartum body from the comfort of my own home). I want you to enjoy the fruits of my hard work. Stores have crazy sales this weekend (30, 40, 50% off), so I am sharing some of the best items I found. Now you can snatch them up before the discounts end tonight.

    * Side note: All of the stores listed work with eBates, offering between 1-9% cash back on all purchases. I made at least $10 this weekend, simply by clicking one extra button when shopping online.

    A flutter v-neck tunic

    Some fun embroidered shorts

    Trying out some bell sleeves for fall

    A casual peplum tank

    If your man needs dress shirts, these ones are a great fit and quality for a reasonable price…

    Laser-cut sandals on clearance…

    And cute black sandals on super clearance…

    Couldn’t resist these little Mary Jane crocs for the girls…

    And these little jellies were a must for sweet Talitha…

    I have a thing for pretty sweatshirts

    I’m hoping these are the most comfortable dressy pants ever…

    Always looking for feminine tanks to wear to work when it’s hot outside…

    A striped tank that can be dressed up or down…

    And a few more stripes

    I bought this adorable embroidered skirt entirely with rebate money from Ibotta. If you aren’t getting cash back on your groceries, you need to sign up ASAP!

     
    And for those of you who are waiting, I’ll be doing a huge shop-my-closet sale soon on my Instagram account @thecuratedcloest. The postpartum closet purge is real, y’all!

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    My Little Garden

    My office has no windows.

    When I go into my classroom to teach and find it flooded with natural light from real windows, I breathe a sigh of relief.

    Windowless rooms are seriously the worst. My main career goal right now is to eventually move my office to the other side of the hallway where the rooms have huge windows and are drenched in sunlight.

    But that is probably a few years out…

    Until then, I have a lovely spacious office with no natural light and TONS of shelves. When I first moved in, there were FIVE full-size bookshelves in my office. I actually had the facilities team remove two of them, because I found them daunting. The empty shelves were making me anxious.

    So now I am down to three huge bookshelves. For most professors, especially an English professor, it would be easy to fill these shelves with books, books, and more books, but I am not your average professor. I am a minimalist professor who sells books every chance I get. I only keep textbooks for classes currently in my teaching rotation. I only keep scholarly books I will likely consult in the future. I only keep fiction or non-fiction books if I actually plan to read them with the next year. When I finish a book for fun, I instantly sell it on Amazon, unless I honestly think I will re-read it in the future. There are so many books in the world I want to read, I only keep a tiny collection of texts to read twice.

    So that makes filling three huge bookshelves a daunting task. I probably have 50-ish books in my office and at least ten of them are posted for sale on Amazon and could be shipped off any day now.

    So what does one use to fill those looming shelves?

    Plants, of course.

    I see all you ladies on Instagram, filling your houses with fiddle fig trees and ferns and ivy and succulents and air plants. They look clean and healthy and beautiful.

    But remember my crucial problem… no natural light in my office. And even if I had one of the sunlight-drenched rooms across the corridor, I would probably still kill any real plants in my care, because I have the blackest thumb in the universe. I have killed more succulents than you can imagine. Yes, those hearty plants that need little water or care. I can decimate them in just a few weeks. The only plant I have ever kept alive is a Christmas Cactus from my second grade science project. That thing lasted for over 20 years, but a room full of Christmas cacti is not the aesthetic I’m going for.

    A botanist told me I might be able to get a snake plant to survive in my window-less office, but that still wouldn’t be enough to fill my looming, empty shelves. By the end of fall semester, I was getting slightly embarrassed about the state of my office. I had a few meetings with other staff and faculty there, and they would eye my mostly empty shelves skeptically. Who was this professor with a few measly books, a pile of papers, and a cardboard box sitting on her gorgeous mahogany shelves? One day the dean walked in and exclaimed, “Wow! You really are a minimalist!”

    At that point, I quickly added “decorate office shelves” to my list of goals for 2017. I got started right away in January, because I wanted my office, windows or no windows, to be a pleasant place for students or faculty who visit it.

    I saw this Instagram picture, which led me to this blog post, and I decided I could use these three steps to make my office shelves look good, despite not wanting to keep tons of books on them.

    Plants were essential for the look I was going for, so I started scouring the internet for the most attractive faux plants I could find. I bought a few sets and figured I would divide them up, putting some of them in the equally dark and minimalist writing center.

    Here’s what I found and loved…

    White ceramic potted succulents (very small, but super cute)…

    Succulents in round glass vases (these ones are slightly bigger and I really like them)

    Amazing faux succulents from Nordstrom (these are even bigger)

    Another set in cement pots (I haven’t see them in person yet, but they look awesome!)

    And of course, Ikea plants for good measure…

    With all my fake foliage, my office is no longer an utter embarrassment. I still have a few shelves to fill though, so my next step is to buy some fun new artwork.

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    I’m dreaming of my postpartum wardrobe…

    I am exactly one month away from my due date. I am getting ready to wear the same five maxi dresses each week for the next 4-5 weeks. My ankles are swollen. Veins are taking over my legs. And I cannot wait to wear normal clothes again. An hour of online browsing was my therapy today. To all other mothers in your final month of pregnancy, I salute you!

    These black skinny jeans on major sale…

    A cute maritime dress for spring…

    A funky, sophisticated striped dress

    A long, linen-blend cardigan that comes in so many fun colors…

    Another long cardigan at an even-lower price point…

    A gorgeous wool sweater that’s slightly out of my price range…

    Desperately need new casual flip-flops

    A fun textured tee

    Wanting to add a few new sweaters to my closet now that I don’t live in Arizona….

    Loving this cute scalloped tee

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